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    A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

    She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

    "What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

    "Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

    Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"

    "I would have gotten out today."

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    aaaahhh the many years of pain we suffer for minutes of pleasure.

    Harley

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    • #3
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      I'm sorry

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      • #4
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        lol .... now thats a good one .....

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by THEKING
          I'm sorry
          Not me
          I was referring to your funny story......aaaa nevermind.

          Harley

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            gotcha :P

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            • #7
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              If I'd have killed my ex, I'd be out on parole by now too. For BOTH sentences!
              Dan
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              I carry a gun because I'm too young to die, and too old to take an ass-whoopin'!

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                Originally posted by wiseguyz
                If I'd have killed my ex, I'd be out on parole by now too. For BOTH sentences!
                I cant count the times that thought has entered my mind!!

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                  I knew you fellows would like this one - prison doesn't sound so bad...peace and quiet, time to study and reflect....

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by THEKING
                    I knew you fellows would like this one - prison doesn't sound so bad...peace and quiet, time to study and reflect....
                    Yeah no one nagging nag nag nag....


                    Harley

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                      Originally posted by hjeades
                      Originally posted by THEKING
                      I knew you fellows would like this one - prison doesn't sound so bad...peace and quiet, time to study and reflect....
                      Yeah no one nagging nag nag nag....


                      Harley


                      Yeah..........Just dont drop your soap in the shower........

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